Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tastes like chicken?

What the hell is wrong with these lizards? I have no real problem living with them but they have crossed the line.

Saturday night I stepped into my kitchen and heard no end of commotion somewhere in the room. After some investigation I realized the lizard that normally lives under my fridge was in the garbage bag I placed on the ground pending the arrival of the garbage truck. It was eating my left overs so I quickly identified where it was in the bag and just stepped on it through the bag *splat*.

I thought that was the last of those buggers in my kitchen for now but some night later on this week I stepped into my kitchen to do the dishes and saw a single lone chicken bone in the middle of the counter, someone tried to help themself to a snack before I could clean up. Needless to say the lizard pictured above soon came into view as he tried to make his escape. Look at it, he is still licking his lips. I went for my camera and bug spray and now he is no more. Lizards be warned.

6 comments:

Tami says: said...

You cruel, cruel man; lizards need love too. However your visitors kinda bright still, moving off with the chicken bone like mongrel dog.

Stunner said...

LOL! Th audacity of that creature to show up licking his lips after doing his dastardly act! Death to the buggers when they cross the line! I have no problem with them when they are outside, heck I even take pictures of them. But when they invade my home it's a different story! Never heard of lizards moving or eating chicken bone before, this is new to me! You got a good shot though!

GC (God's Child) said...

wow, you have no mercy
but seriously they seem to be invading your home
maybe u should move

Ann (MobayDP) said...

oh no!!!!!!!! you're one of those folks who use bug spray on lizards?

But wait...did you say a chicken bone? It tried to make off with a chicken bone??? o.O

Crankyputz said...

That's funny, he left you a chicken bone, almost a peace offering, almost like he was challenging you...

Pepper said...

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww once again the imagery was not necessary!